An Intro!

Who is the author?

Buzzzzz!!!!! 🔔

That’s the sound of my alarm, that’s the sound that stumps me up every morning, a definite love-hate relationship.

Putting that at the beginning of my intro to you because it’s the first thing I want you to know about me. 

It's cliché.

If you are reading this, you are not a stranger, you either know me or you know someone who does.

Mutualism don’t lie, as long as you know someone I know, I can feel my heart beat for you. If you surfed the internet till you found me and to the new faces that don’t fall into either category, I can’t describe the flex you make me feel for clicking on this and reading my public diary. Thank you so much for subscribing (please do if you have not), it means a lot to me. 

About myself, the author...

It’s happening again, the mind blackout that comes with telling people about myself. I don’t know what to say about me that you might need to know. My favorite food? favorite color? or my best holiday spot?. I wonder what’s most important in you getting to know me.

Well, the second thing you should know about me is that I am your friend and this is not a one-way relationship, you can write back to me if you ever feel the need to. Believe me, I'm not as sane as I appear to be in this chunk. LMAO, I'm just trying to keep it all cool and elite, you know so you can take me seriously.


I am a medical student in my fourth year of medical school. I am super introverted but playful. I think the playful part is an inner circle thing. This is the point where I tell you welcome to the inner circle.

I joke with every other thing but not food. My stomach precedes anything else. I'm having a plate of spaghetti and fish sauce as I type this. A full stomach belongs to a peaceful head or whatever Jean Bertrand said. I just know I need to be satisfied to convey.

By now, you must be wondering, “what’s the deal?” I'm a bit of a writer in my closet. I must have like a hundred write-ups about the days I felt extremely excited or the times I could barely feel my soles all written and kept in my locker. I know we all have done the same but comprehensively, maybe not.

Also, a few other times where I randomly write some scribbled-up jargon and post and someone says “OMG, you just inspired me” or “that's a beautiful piece” and I'm like, oh wow, someone found my dumb words attractive?? I am always thrilled by it, to be honest!

I no longer want to write for my closets and lockers.

I started this newsletter so I get to share those inner thoughts, things I see, and want to express. At the same time, to share with you the things I have seen, been through, and felt. I would have said to share my jokes too but everyone says my jokes are boring so my comedy career is over before it even started(but I'll still share some okay?).

I will be 100 percent real with you so you get to know that you are not alone and existence is not all roses and laughs, everyone has that breaking point. If anyone can benefit from this, find it relatable, or even laugh at my dry jokes, then it would be worth it. Laughing at the jokes especially- might just inspire me, because deep down I know comedy, like peak milk, is in me. I hope you got that joke, I hope!!!! My career is on the line!!

I will try as much as possible to keep every letter as short as possible so as not to take too much of your time but I can't always promise that, I'm talkative when it comes to writing.

I am certain I will want to share with you every one of my highs and lows. Talking about lows, yesterday was a radical low. From missing the bus to missing the elevator and getting to class late even though I woke up so optimistic and hyped for the day. It went all downhill after the long trek to the hospital on an empty stomach. I got to the hospital looking all suffered, it was the “Are you okay?” from my friend that made my suffering more obvious.

I'm never even repeating such! Food comes first from now.

I don't have any hobbies or things I like to do asides to write so I'll skip the “what do you like doing” question. Or maybe I should add that if I'm not studying for school exams, I'm sleeping. I can sleep the whole day and snooze back as soon as I eat.

Who said humans are more productive after eating??

Liessss!

Ten minutes after eating, my eyes are involuntarily closing and the gateway to sleep is opened. It always takes me less than ten minutes to sleep though especially if there’s a screen in my front(watching movies is my sedative). If sleeping was in the Olympics, you have a proud representative.

I don't have any known talents either. I hope my singing and dancing videos never get leaked! It's hilariously embarrassing. I don't think I'm so bad though, a little training here and there and I might have some unexploited Shakira traits(in whispers).

My stiff waist will do you the honors. I have the rhythm in my head.

I’m unsure of what else I should tell you about myself at this point but it will unravel as time goes on in this relationship.

As I stated earlier if there's anything you want to get to know about me asides my weight and height, you can reply to the mail or drop a comment and I will reply to you ASAP.

I am yours and you are mine- that's how we keep our love boat sailing. 

I am going to have to reluctantly end this piece here.

Remember to like this post,

Drop a comment for me to either cheer me up or let me know if there's something you want me to scribble about and you can also share this with a friend you would like to join this camaraderie.

Till my next communication to you, I hope you hold close to your heart my pleasant timeless affection. 

I will miss you and I can't wait to write to you again.


Yours,

Adetutu.